At eight, like almost always.

I got most of what I wanted done
So I'm back from my vacation.
I've missed you all February
And have to ask, did you miss me?

8:00
1. Pinky Show - How To Make a Mini Zine (1:02)

Aw, I've been gone too long. I even had weird technical problems. Don't forget to set your clocks forward tonight!

3. joelandbarry - The February Song (1:28)
4. William S. Burroughs - William's Welcome ("What are you here for?") (1:38)
5. Cowboy Bebop - March For Koala (1:00)
6. Fred Katz and His Jammers - To Blow Is To Know (4:33)
7. Laurie Anderson - Walking & Falling (2:13)
8. Stéphane Grappelli - It Might as Well Be Spring (3:35)
9. The New Orleans Feetwarmers - Maple Leaf Rag (3:41)
10. Chico Hamilton Quintet - Gone With The Wind (5:08)
11. Basil Pouledaris - The Kitchen - The Orgy (4:15)
12. Jimmy Bond - From Russia With Love (2:49)
13. Art Tatum - Tiger Rag (2:14)
14. The Puppini Sisters - Jilted (5:33)
15. Jen Rathbun - Married, Burried, or Gay (3:25)
16. no artist - the hidden cameras - ban marriage (4:21)
17. The Jolly Boys - Never Find A Lover Like Me (4:40)

Yeah, so, uh, Watchmen. Wow, huh, Alan Moore had already said it's shit. Has Alan ever made music? Oh, gosh, yes he had.

9:00
19. Sinister Ducks - March of the Sinister Ducks (2:34)
20. Ennio Morricone - Deep Down (Alternate Version) (3:07)
21. Watchmen Saturday Morning Cartoon (1:11)
22. Yoko Kanno - Gun Crew's March (2:14)
23. Watchmen Thing - nockFORCE (1:23)
24. Triplets of Belleville - Belleville Rendez-Vous (3:11)
25. Moonriders - N°9 (5:00)
26. Puppini Sisters - WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN (2:43)
27. Lo-Fidelity Allstars - How To Operate With A Blown Mind (7:23)
28. dj BC and The Beastles - Looking Down The Barrel Of A Warm Gun (2:40)
29. April March - Chick Habit (Album Version) (2:08)
30. SoHo - Hippychick (Happiness is a Warm Hippy) (4:31)
31. The Brazilian Bitles - Cabelos longos Ideias Curtas (3:11)
32. Frank Zappa - Any Way the Wind Blows (2:58)

I thought about telling everyone a story tonight. That will have to wait.

10:00
34. Amon Tobin - Verbal [Topo Gigio Remix] (3:58)
35. The Art Of Noise - Island (5:49)
36. Aphex Twin - Pancake Lizard (4:24)
37. Amon Tobin - Verbal [Kid 606 Dancehall Devastation Mix] (4:39)
38. Pi Song (1:06)
39. The Orb - Kompagna [Zandic Mix] (3:53)
40. Neotropic - Beached by Rote (2:57)
41. Plaid - This City (3:33)
42. The Orb - S.A.L.T. (7:54)
43. Carl Orff - Aus "Sirmio", Tria Catulli Carmina: Multas per gentes (2:37)

OH YEAH, ANOTHER THING...

Discordians all dance with glee
Because it's the five twenty-three
Dedicated to all chaos!
And so tonight, Random's the real boss
If he plays songs loud and queer
Don't ask me, I just work here.

And so it goes.

Cyclones, quakes, and great disasters
All made worse by frightened bastards
West Virginia's full of hicks
While John Edwards has made his pick
(Texas hicks are also bad)
And the economy's just sad
Cash in now before it's too late!
And, as always, we start at eight.

Just me, at eight

This Friday, it looked like it was just me
For this, we can thank Service Pack Three
And someone's visit to Germany.

They'll be back next week, don't you fret
It's not like they could just forget
That night, though, eight, I had MY set.

People are stealing my notices.

Notices have that commercial ring
Promising a great time and other lies
A random spot for some random thing
That few remember, and even fewer buy
Get whiter teeth! More gas millage! Loose weight!
But this is no lie: the set starts at eight.