A very private function starts at eight

Can you believe it?
It's been six years already
I need a new hat

On this quiet day
I'll have the club to myself
Yep, allllllll to myself.

Haiku at nine

Nine o'clock tonight
There will be three things going on
Music, dancing, .....uh.......

Some kind of insurrection at 9

Tomorrow's the 5th of November
A day we're all meant to remember.
Tonight is bombs, explosions, and guns
(All set to music. Should be fun.)