No masks required at nine

The numbers just keep going up
Up and up they're sloping
I think that we can all agree
We were too quick to reopen

Flip ahead a few pages at nine

The year continues its glorious arch...
Wait. When did it stop being March?

An intermission of sorts, at nine

Historians far in the future
Will have a tough question to start
If they're studying 2020
They'll have to decide just which part

Pew! Pew! at nine

Only sixteen years ago
Some were sad to see him go
Events from this last twenty
Are what he did to you and me