Gawk, freaks, GAWK! (at eight)

My poor, screwed up inventory
Has suffered some catastrophe
Things aren't there (where they should be).
Which gives the opportunity
To see my human misery.

no show

I'm going downtown for the Year of the Tiger festival. As a tiger, I feel this is important.

Test the snow-laden power-lines at eight.

My god! but we had snow last night
No matter where you look, you'll see
A smooth and frosty sea of white
(For those without electricity,
I cannot mock. It's not polite
And could have well happened to me.)

Put on a sari at eight.

Tonight's going to be a fun set!
Songs exciting and beautiful
All from the sub-continent
Come on down and "do the needful."