Saturday, April 30, 2016

You're getting sleepy at nine

With endless misery and pain
The weight of the world is on our backs
And with nothing else we can do
It's time to just chill out. Relax.

Saturday, April 23, 2016

Angel of death came early at nine

There were ten plagues in total:
Locusts, flies, and lice
Darkness, boils, lots of frogs,
Blood, dead cows, and ice

But of the plagues that freed the slaves
The one which made the Pharaoh wince
Was one that took his first born son
Was one that took away his Prince.

Saturday, April 16, 2016

It must be time-stamped by nine

It's just a little money
It's barely even scratch
I don't think that it's the thing
To get you through that patch

And just in case you wondered
Yes, we have each others' backs
We'll watch out and double count
So you're not screwed on tax.

Monday, April 11, 2016

écoute et répète 46



Listen and repeat



The Tipsy track is actually "Hard Petting".

Saturday, April 9, 2016

Bring an antihistamine at nine

It's been a mild winter
It will be summer soon
But here's the thing about the spring
The flowers are in bloom

Saturday, April 2, 2016

It's not a joke at nine

So it's April. Finally!
I put fresh sheets on the bed
And, as a special treat to me
I'll redye all of my hair red
As for those who like to prank
All their friends upon the first
I would like to kindly thank
Those who will not be the worst.