Start the film at nine

He couldn't! He wouldn't!
He shouldn't but he did.
The bully rages on
While all the heroes hid
We need a soundtrack for the nation
Let's borrow some from exploitation (films).

Right day WRONG YEAR at nine

A historical set today
Tomorrow's the anniversary
Of the killing of JFK

Keep on keepin' on at nine

I don't know what to tell you
No idea what to say
It's not as if any of this
Is what we expected today

But I'll make this simple promise
And you know that I'll be true
If get half of a weak laugh
Then that will have to do.

Rally starts at nine. Leave your signs at home.

My god, tomorrow, here it comes
Decision time is finally here
So cross your fingers, squeeze your thumbs
Wish with all your hope and fear
And Wednesday morning, we'll awake
The sun will still rise in the east
And while our plans we try to make
Canada's good neighbors, at the least.

No problem at all at nine

As long as no one contravenes
We're going to have a Halloween