Next week will be all kinds of dumb
Tonight, we're just having fun
Satan raises his wicked staff
Beneath, the demon cackles swell
Devils join in with their laugh
And merry times are had in hell
Halloween comes closer
It's right there, just ahead
In keeping with the spirit
Tonight's things that are dead
It's going to happen twice this month
We're having a blue moon
At least this kind of thing is rare
(Thus the saying, I presume)