Outside today was eighty degrees
Which makes it difficult to believe
That even without snow
I somehow still know
It is startlingly Christmas Eve
Saturday, December 25, 2021
Trying to feel it, starting at EIGHT
Saturday, December 11, 2021
Let it snow at nine
Next week is the first day of winter
Today, it was eighty degrees
"Climate change is a lie!"
But how to deny
Such glaring examples as these?
Saturday, December 4, 2021
Flourishing in the evening at nine
Did you light candles this week?
A vespertine activity
Then place them in the window
So everybody can see
Saturday, November 27, 2021
Send those Xmas gifts now, at nine
The day after Thanksgiving
The first of leftovers
And keeping in mind
Things of that kind
We'll finish up with some more Bjork
Saturday, November 20, 2021
Slugbuggy at nine
Got my booster and my flu shot
To protect against both harms
It's not that I regret it
But now I'm sore in two arms
Sunday, November 14, 2021
Help me decide at nine
Tonight! Bjork's "Post"
And then, listener pick:
A. John Sebastian Basque (classical guitar)
B. John Sebastian Box (accordion)
C. John Sebastian Balkan (twin xylophones)
Saturday, November 6, 2021
Change your smoke detector batteries at nine
It has finally come to this
The chilly month of November
And also, turning those clocks back
Is something to remember
Saturday, October 23, 2021
The light fades at nine
The nights have gotten longer
And darker grows the mist
We mourn the hands that once were held
And lips no longer kissed
Saturday, October 16, 2021
More of this at nine
Another week has passed us by
And Halloween is closer
Later, we'll hear a special piece
By a favorite composer
Saturday, October 9, 2021
A bit much, I guess, at nine
The element that gives us life,
You can find all around
And if we have too much of it
Then in it, we all drown.
Saturday, October 2, 2021
Join the cast at nine
Our teeth are the only bones
That when they are outside
A doctor will not try to help
And leave unmodified
Saturday, September 25, 2021
Saturday, September 18, 2021
Only by one year, at nine
Oh, this marvelous future!
What wonders we shall see
When twenty-fifty's closer
Than old nineteen-ninety.
Saturday, September 11, 2021
A total hack at nine
Information Society
A band that has delighted me
Their second album, tonight, I'll play
It really was their best, I'll say
Friday, September 3, 2021
Nothing but fluff at nine
Yes, the news is awful
The world is naught but hell
But stories about nice things
Simply do not sell
Saturday, August 28, 2021
It's still hot at nine
September will be next week
Cooler days are soon
While we're waiting on that
I'll play us a few tunes
Saturday, August 21, 2021
What did I miss? at nine
I'm sorry about last Friday
I try to keep misses unique
But to make it right
I'm here tonight
And probably again next week
Saturday, August 7, 2021
Emotionally distancing at nine
Is it August already?
I can't believe that it's here
With the news and the masks
It feels like we're back
Just where we last year
Saturday, July 31, 2021
Wear a mask at nine
I dread the return to "normal"
Working from home has been nixed
And folks disagree
With the CDC
So I guess this will never be fixed
Saturday, July 24, 2021
Saturday, July 17, 2021
Working towards the best at nine
Somehow, it is midsummer
All patios and sun
Even though vaxxed
We still wear masks
Until this thing is done
Saturday, July 10, 2021
Saturday, July 3, 2021
Blow something up at nine
This weekend is for celebrating
Naked nationalism
Or maybe just reflecting on
That heartless mechanism
Saturday, June 26, 2021
You get a webcam! And you get a webcam! at nine
July will be here next week
How can it start so soon?
Meetings will now be face-to-face
And not just over Zoom
Saturday, June 19, 2021
I'm not panicking at nine
This week was too damn busy!
I had a lot to do
But, for fun,
Here I come
Playing things for you
Saturday, June 12, 2021
Who are you going to believe? at nine
Everyone is coming back
Which bosses like to see
They want to feel important
It just looks that way to me
Saturday, June 5, 2021
Decaf latte non-fat no whip at nine
I miss being in bookstores
Have a coffee or two
And chat with friends all morning
And I'm sure you do, too
Saturday, May 29, 2021
Some gave all at nine
While many of you start
A nice three-day weekend
Let's try not to forget
Just what Monday commends
Saturday, May 22, 2021
Give up the beat at nine
I promised you last week
I'd regale you with drums
So let's all dance around
These lovely, noisy ones
Saturday, May 15, 2021
We're walking, we're walking at nine
All those colors came together
To form a stunning picture
Something for us to look at
An image to consider
Saturday, May 8, 2021
Closer to invisible at nine
Last month was all the colors
Well, most of them, I reckon
Might as well wrap that up
With the last bit of the spectrum
Saturday, May 1, 2021
Everything (and some blues) at nine
Blue laws won't let you buy booze till noon
Blue language makes little old ladies swoon
Blue is a month's second full moon
Blue is the music I'll play for you soon
Saturday, April 17, 2021
Meet in the middle at nine
Green is leaves and fresh cut grass
Swamp water or melted glass
So many flowers come in yellow
As do faces pale and sallow
Two extremes describe orange
Citrus bite or rusty door hinge
Saturday, April 10, 2021
Saturday, April 3, 2021
Dyed and roasted eggs at nine
It would be gone by Easter
He said a year ago
And while things aren't perfect
At least one them *did* go
Saturday, March 27, 2021
The last of lounge at nine
So I'm gonna do a thing
I hope you all won't mind
It's been a stressful two months
So now we'll all unwind
Saturday, March 20, 2021
The Kraft Dinner of music at nine
Spring will start this weekend
And I suppose I could scrounge
For lots of tracks about that
But I'm going to play more lounge
Saturday, March 13, 2021
Trip forward at nine
This weekend, the CDC is asking us
to send one hour in for testing
(offer not valid in Arizona)
Barring future congressional action
the hour will be returned
the first week of November
Saturday, March 6, 2021
Climb in here with me at nine
Lounge is such a sexy sound
Suited perfectly for lovers
And it lends itself quite well
To many rocking covers
Saturday, February 27, 2021
Don't hold your breath at nine
Call the doctor, call the nurse
Could be better, could be worse
Things might change. I hope they would
Could go badly, might be good
Saturday, February 13, 2021
Saturday, February 6, 2021
Put an umbrella in your drink at nine
While in darkness, we toil and scrounge
I thought I'd play a little lounge.
Saturday, January 30, 2021
Notable events, weather, and sports at nine
What did we do for the last year?
Read the headlines with certain dread
Drown in now well-founded fears
Doom scroll all day and bake some bread
Time stood still, it flew past us
Now, we sigh with some relief
All that fury, all that fuss,
And still a new commander in chief
Did you hear what that man said today?
Neither did I. Isn't it great?
Saturday, January 23, 2021
One square at a time at nine
So we all heard a little Queen
The most powerful piece on the board
I thought I would follow up
With who she's fighting for
Saturday, January 16, 2021
There are patterns, at nine
Play it soft or even loud
Tonight's songs are about a crowd
The next hour, I think that I
Will play some tunes about the sky
Saturday, January 9, 2021
This concludes the first week of 2021, at nine
It started with more plague
Then a coup mid-week
It's ended with someone
Unable to tweet
Saturday, January 2, 2021
On to better things, at nine
Jeeeeeeze, I'm glad that's over
I'm sure you are as well
Amazing how those twelve months
Were a never-ending hell
And sure, there were some bright spots
And there'll be crap this year
I just glad we made it
I'm happy we're still here