We're midway through the week that isn't
And while I'm not a strict adherent
I'd just like to say
Be it eight or twelve days
There's still time to give folks those presents

Not so jolly NOW, at eight

All this Christmas music
Has gotten on my nerves
I going to counter tonight
With lots of remixed Verve

And around we go at eight

So, it's been a month now
While talking with a friend
He said it stood to reason
45s are the new trend