On to better things, at nine

Jeeeeeeze, I'm glad that's over
I'm sure you are as well
Amazing how those twelve months
Were a never-ending hell
And sure, there were some bright spots
And there'll be crap this year
I just glad we made it
I'm happy we're still here

We'll probably drink, too, at nine

We're all holed up in our homes
Haven't seen our friends in ages
Not even for a sit down meal
We all cover our faces
And, we'll see, two weeks from now
How bad it all might go
But tonight, we'll dance and chat and laugh
Happy to see this year go 

It's actually winter now, at nine

The nights are getting longer
The days are growing cold
We've done this so many times
You now need not be told
Sit down for a while
Come rest beside my hearth
We shall share a glass or two
And revel in its warmth

Candles and mirrors at nine

We all come together
We all do our part
Share a little bit of light
Help keep away the dark

Microwave for 30 seconds at nine

This week we were thankful
Can count ourselves truly blessed
And we will feed the next month
On everything that's left

Y'all know the drill, at nine

It looks like they want a coup
And to that: fat chance
So here's what we are going to do
Have a good time and dance

I kid you not, starting at nine

The final affront has been launched
Hoping to kill the truth
With unconvincing arguments
And total lack of proof