The Kraft Dinner of music at nine

Spring will start this weekend
And I suppose I could scrounge
For lots of tracks about that
But I'm going to play more lounge

Trip forward at nine

This weekend, the CDC is asking us
to send one hour in for testing
(offer not valid in Arizona)
Barring future congressional action
the hour will be returned
the first week of November

Climb in here with me at nine

Lounge is such a sexy sound
Suited perfectly for lovers
And it lends itself quite well
To many rocking covers

Don't hold your breath at nine

Call the doctor, call the nurse
Could be better, could be worse
Things might change. I hope they would
Could go badly, might be good

A whole lot starting at nine

Sunday, Valentine's
Tonight, new year of the ox
Monday, Presidents

Put an umbrella in your drink at nine

While in darkness, we toil and scrounge
I thought I'd play a little lounge.

Notable events, weather, and sports at nine

What did we do for the last year?
Read the headlines with certain dread
Drown in now well-founded fears
Doom scroll all day and bake some bread

Time stood still, it flew past us
Now, we sigh with some relief
All that fury, all that fuss,
And still a new commander in chief

Did you hear what that man said today?
Neither did I. Isn't it great?