We're midway through the week that isn't
And while I'm not a strict adherent
I'd just like to say
Be it eight or twelve days
There's still time to give folks those presents

Not so jolly NOW, at eight

All this Christmas music
Has gotten on my nerves
I going to counter tonight
With lots of remixed Verve

And around we go at eight

So, it's been a month now
While talking with a friend
He said it stood to reason
45s are the new trend

Leftovers at eight

A healing week and all that's good
Tonight, we celebrate with food

Plumbing adventures at eight

I want hot water
And now, I have hot water
I want cold water

We're tougher than that, at eight

And there it is
And now we know
That's what they wanted
So there it goes

Despair would be easy
But we must persist
The gloves are off now
It's time for the fist

Smash and bash, at eight

Before I leave for PTO
We're going to have a bash
One week 'till for Halloween
A kind of monster mash