Tonight's show is unusual. I hope I don't embarrass
Anyone working as an elf by playing Dave Sedaris.
His "SantaLand Diaries" (first played in '92)
Have been edited into some tunes that I will play for you.
EDIT: I'm actually going to start at 9 (11 central) because I'm at a Captain Beefheart wake right now.
9:00
1. Sy Mann - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town (2:02)
We're going to see how this works out.
3. Pearl Bailey - A Five Pound Box of Money (christmas song) (2:30)
4. David Sedaris - Why an Elf? (1:45)
5. Everthus The Deadbeats - Deadbeat Christmas (4:00)
6. David Sedaris - New York Dream (1:19)
7. Various - Pilate / Fairytale of New York (4:56)
8. David Sedaris - Being Hired (1:01)
9. Elvis & ATOM - Santa's Pre-Boarding Announcement (6:06)
10. David Sedaris - Training (2:11)
11. Father Guido Sarducci - Santa's Lament [#] (3:59)
12. David Sedaris - Elf Positions (1:31)
13. Young & Sexy - Santa Clause Likes Rich Kids Better (4:13)
14. David Sedaris - Costumes (1:39)
15. Merry Melody Singers/Ray Stevens - Santa Claus Is Watching You (3:16)
16. David Sedaris - Opening Day (2:23)
17. Martin Mull, With The Sondra Baskin Glee Club - Santafly (2:39)
18. David Sedaris - Santa Howard (0:49)
19. FAROFF - A Message To You, Santa Claus (2:11)
20. David Sedaris - Lines (1:28)
21. mojochronic - Xmasploitation (Santa's Baddass Revenge) (4:14)
22. David Sedaris - Magic Window (1:24)
Things seem to be okay.
10:00
24. Santa's Acid Hawaiian Space Disco - Mr. Fab and The RIAA (7:25)
25. David Sedaris - Cold and Dark (1:44)
26. Wesley Willis - Kris Kringle Was A Car Thief (3:24)
27. David Sedaris - Jersey Family (0:57)
28. Nice Peter - Santa is a Gangsta (2:53)
29. David Sedaris - Pick-up Lines (1:32)
30. Alexkid & DJ Seep - Santa Baby (Remix) (3:34)
31. David Sedaris - Snowball (1:52)
32. DJ Schmolli - Back Door Santa Getting It On (3:07)
33. David Sedaris - Santa Will (1:11)
34. El Vez - Santa Claus is Sometimes Brown (2:22)
35. David Sedaris - Soap Opera Interlude (2:47)
36. Deporitaz - LeChuck is a Big Evil Santa (2:39)
37. David Sedaris - What People Want (1:18)
38. Atmosphere - If I Was Santa Claus (3:50)
39. David Sedaris - All I do I Lie (1:21)
40. They Might Be Giants - Santa Claus (2:55)
41. David Sedaris - Santa-Santa and Billie Holliday (2:53)
42. Various - Various - James Brown - Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto (3:05)
43. David Sedaris - Epilogue (1:39)
44. Vince Guaraldi Trio - Christmastime Is Here (Instrumental) (6:09)
To be honest, I was not feeling well at this point.
11:00
46. dj BC - The Nightclub Before Christmas (2:59)
47. The Free Design - Close Your Mouth (It's Christmas) (2:04)
48. Sonic Youth - Santa Doesn't Cop Out On Dope (3:19)
49. Fantastic Plastic Machine - L' Aventure Fantastique (3:04)
50. Lenlow - ¿Dónde Está Santa Claus? (3:02)
51. Orb - Terminus (Excerpt) (3:25)
