Have I told you how I'll be out this week?
[21:43] Maht Wuyts: You're suspended for being a loose cannon. You're off this case, Lolo!
[21:44] Lolotehe Menoptra: you'll see what happens on the street! you just wait!
[21:44] Maht Wuyts: turn in your playlist and your stream password!
[21:44] Lolotehe Menoptra: I'll see you on the evening news!
[21:44] Maht Wuyts: If I catch you sniffing around these playlists, I'll have no choice but to fire you. I've stuck out my neck too many times!
[21:45] Maht Wuyts bangs desk
[21:45] Lolotehe Menoptra: it's a sad day. just sad. I thought you were willing to fight the mediocrity out there
[21:45] Lolotehe Menoptra: (sniff) I guess I was wrong
[21:45] Maht Wuyts: I am, but you go too far! You have one more chance. I'm partnering you with your exact opposite!
[21:45] Lolotehe Menoptra: hold on. I need a belt of scotch to keep this up
[21:46] Maht Wuyts pulls out glasses and bottle from desk drawer
[21:46] Maht Wuyts puts on glasses, nurses infant
[21:47] Lolotehe Menoptra kicks filing cabinet
[21:47] Maht Wuyts: This city is not your personal playground, Menoptra!
[21:47] Lolotehe Menoptra: it'd better not be that fluffy bunny asshole. he doesn't know the difference between a burro and a burrow
[21:47] Lolotehe Menoptra: jackass was halfway up a jackass on our last case!
[21:48] Maht Wuyts: And the Mayor's on my ass. You're partnered with Detective Floppy starting immediately.
[21:48] Lolotehe Menoptra: (in James Dean voice) You're tearing me APART!
[21:48] Maht Wuyts: And you two better form an unlikely bond with lots of banter!
[21:49] Lolotehe Menoptra: he squeaks like a balloon with a slow leak. I can't play good cop/leaky balloon
[21:49] Lolotehe Menoptra: look, gimme Stavros for a week
[21:49] Lolotehe Menoptra: that guy at least know how to make a decent tzatziki
[21:49] Maht Wuyts: Work it out with Floppy or you're back to patrol! My angina's acting up!
[21:50] Maht Wuyts eats a handful of aspirin
[21:50] Lolotehe Menoptra: after five years, this is the thanks I get
[21:50] Maht Wuyts: Look, you get results. That's the only reason I haven't busted you down to being a meter maid.
[21:51] Lolotehe Menoptra: you wanna dumb flatfoot, put an ad on craigslist
[21:51] Lolotehe Menoptra: OR HIRE FLOPPY'S MOM
[21:51] Maht Wuyts: But you leave webs everywhere, and it's costing this city a fortune.
[21:51] Lolotehe Menoptra: look! I got a condition. we've been through this....
[21:52] Lolotehe Menoptra: I just get.....excited
[21:52] Lolotehe Menoptra: I can't work all doped up!
[21:52] Maht Wuyts: You have three days, WITH Floppy and this colorful street-level informant played by a comedian. Get it done.
[21:53] Lolotehe Menoptra: actually, in three days I'm going to be throwing candy at kids and showing them videos of reindeer being castrated
[21:53] Maht Wuyts: You leave your sex-life out of this!
