Now, that longest night has come,
Apocalypse has passed,
Come days with increasing sun
And Christmas songs, at last!
I only do it one time each year
It's going to be fun, so come on down here!
8:00
1. Sy Mann - Christmas Bells (1:51)
Yeah,
I started an hour early. AND? Also, it has gotten cold here. Luckily, I
have a SPACE HEATER and that keeps the bathroom nice and toasty. I love
living in the future.
3. Reel Big Fish - Mele Kalikimaka (2:13)
4. Bob Atcher, The Dinning Sisters - Christmas Island (2:28)
5. tijuanna brass - tijuanna christmas (2:01)
6. Viola - Wayne Coyne, Be Our Santa Claus (3:39)
7. Kirk Withrow - Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies (1:39)
8. All New Genetically Altered Jug Band - Christmas In Jail (2:25)
9. Meiko - Maybe Next Year (3:06)
10. The Legendary Tiger Man - Fuck Christmas, I Got The Blues (3:30)
11. Ice Bob - I Wrecked My Car at Christmas (3:50)
12. Johnny Lee Hooker - Blues For Christmas (3:25)
13. Various - Various - The Sonics - Don't Believe in Christmas (1:41)
14. Everthus The Deadbeats - Deadbeat Christmas (4:00)
15. Arranged Marriage - Stood Up On Christmas (3:11)
16. Pas/Cal - I Wanna Take You Out In Your Holiday Sweater (3:54)
17. They Might Be Giants - Santa Claus (2:55)
18. ComaR - Père Noël Blues (3:04)
19. Robert Fripp - Silent Night a la Frippertronics (2:51)
20. Martin Mull, With The Sondra Baskin Glee Club - Santafly (2:39)
21. Al Caiola, Riz Ortolani - Holiday On Skis (2:32)
22. Ralph Burns and Orchestra - Tuileries (0:56)
So, we started getting jazzy. Let's stay jazzy.
9:00
24. Salvation Army Bands - We Three Kings (2:56)
25. Carla Bley - Hell's Bells (5:11)
26. Duke Ellington - The Nutcracker Suite - Sugar Rum Cherry (3:08)
27. Duke Ellington - The Volga Vouty (2:54)
28. Duke Ellington - Arabesque Cookie (5:48)
Hey, I like the Duke.
29. Jack Teagarden - Christmas Night In Harlem (3:26)
Someone needs to make this into a charming and slightly offensive cartoon.
30. Tom Waits - Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis (LP Version) (4:33)
31. KAY STARR - ) THE MAN IN THE BAG (2:42)
32. Pearl Bailey - A Five Pound Box of Money (christmas song) (2:30)
33. June Christy - The Merriest (2:08)
34. George Shearing, Billy May - Snowfall Snowfall Cha (4:26)
35. Various Artists - Cha (2:21)
36. Les Brown & His Band Of Renown - The Nutcracker Suite (6:32)
37. David Sedaris - Santa-Santa and Billie Holliday (2:53)
38. Vince Guaraldi Trio - O Tannenbaum (5:16)
39. Various - Various - James Brown - Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto (3:05)
40. Tipsy - XXXmas (2:26)
And now we're going to switch genres.
10:00
42. dj BC - The Nightclub Before Christmas (2:59)
43. DJ Flack - Insane in the Winter Wonderland (Rosemary Clooney vs Cypress Hill vs Mexicali Brass) (2:49)
44. Poj Masta - Santar Klaws (2:10)
45. Martin Denny - Exotic Night (2:17)
46. Messer Chups - Tchaikovsky Beat (3:38)
47. Candy Claws - Snowflake eel wish (3:59)
48. Ace of Clubs - The Polex Swing (3:06)
49. Martinn - Brave Bells Of Scotland (3:07)
50. Mr Fab & His Bag O' Toys - Little Saint Grinch (3:05)
51. Secret Santa - Walking In The Air (Aled Jones) (3:50)
52. Danny Elfman - Kidnap the Sandy Claws (2:50)
53. ATOM - For The Love Of A Disco Snowplow (5:20)
54. Martinn - Christmas In The City (2:43)
55. mojochronic - Xmasploitation (Santa's Baddass Revenge) (4:14)
56. FAROFF - A Message To You, Santa Claus (2:11)
57. Jingle Bell [GUJARATI & TAMIL] (0:59)
58. Cheekyboy - Chemical Drummer Boy (4:08)
Candyman. Candyman! CANDYMAN!
59. Sammy Davis Jr. - The Candy Man (3:08)
Not what we were hoping for.
11:00
60. Cheekyboy - Biggie's Last Christmas (4:15)
61. samflanagan - Frosty DMC (4:06)
62. Indian Punjabi Bhangra Version - Jingle Bells (1:02)
63. ATOM and The Vince Guaraldi Trio - Christmastime is Sequenced (5:21)
64. Tim Minchin - White Wine in the Sun (6:18)
