I thought, "How about just trombones?"
THE SLIDES OF MARCH! How very droll.
Well, I don't have those kids of stones
And that's a set that takes its toll.
Oh, but there's that fashion thing....
There's something I could pick at.
Are clothes a subject people sing?
It would seem so. So that is that.
9:00
1. Coathangers - Don't Touch My Shit! (1:38)
So,
"Fashion for Life" is going on right now. It used to be "Relay for
Life", and I used to play for it, but so be it. I'll still plug a good
cause.
3. Benny Goodman - Breakin' In A Pair Of Shoes (2:31)
4. Charlie Parker - My Little Suede Shoes (2:59)
5. Teddy Wilson - Breaking In A Pair Of Shoes (3:08)
6. Tommy Dorsey - Skirts And Sweaters (3:08)
7. Chet Baker - Walkin' Shoes (3:12)
8. Leo Kottke - Little Shoes (1:37)
9. The King Sisters - Button Up Your Overcoat (2:42)
10. Charlie Byrd - Sapatos Novos (New Shoes) (8:24)
11. Brazzology - Little Suede Shoes (4:34)
12. Caspar Babypants - Candy Cane (2:17)
13. Club Des Belugas - wearing out my shoes (6:28)
14. ESQUIVEL - Miniskirt (2:18)
15. Rasputina - My Little Shirtwaist Fire (2:31)
16. Knight School - Pizza My Coat (2:31)
17. Bill Frisell - The Shoes Of The Fisherman's Wife are Some Jive Ass Slippers [Album Version] (2:37)
18. The Wrens - Hats Off to Marriage, Baby (2:38)
19. Franz Ferdinand - Eleanor Put Your Boots On (2:45)
And Sunday is Saint Patrick's Day, so we've got to get some Irish in here.
10:00
21. The Dubliners - Sam Hall (3:16)
22. Joe Derrane - The Boys Of Ballinafad/The White Petticoat (2:59)
Funny
story, actually. My dad, one St. Patty's Day, got to a bar pretty late
and was talking to Michael, a guy who must have been seven feet if he
was an inch. Dad noticed that Michael had a single drop of blood on his
collar.
As it turned out, some little guy had started a fight and took a swing at Michael. Clipped the end of his nose, even.
And, as Michael put it, "So ah pole-axed 'im. And 'e went doon kleen."
24. Flogging Molly - Laura (4:20)
25. The Clancy Brothers - Beer Beer Beer (1:54)
26. Benny Goodman - Shirt Tail Stomp (3:04)
27. Dengue Fever - Woman in the Shoes (3:10)
28. The Raincoats - Off Duty Trip (3:11)
29. Pizzicato Five - Purple suede shoes (3:11)
30. Tom Waits - Red Shoes By The Drugstore (LP Version) (3:13)
31. A Raincoat - It Came in the Night (3:14)
32. Spoon - The Fitted Shirt (3:14)
33. The Dagger Lees - Bad Shoes (3:18)
34. Carlton And The Shoes - Love To Share (3:20)
35. King Of Pants - Detox (Amy Winehouse vs. Britney Spears) (3:21)
36. Tom Waits - New Coat Of Paint (3:23)
37. A Plus D - We Are Never Ever Getting The Sweater (Taylor Swift vs. Weezer) (3:55)
38. Money Mark - Crowns (3:29)
39. Adam Ant - Goody Two Shoes (Album Version) (3:29)
11:00
40. Adam Ant - Puss 'n Boots (Album Version) (3:55)
41. The Roches - No Shoes (4:11)
42. Jenny W/ The Watson Twins Lewis - Rabbit Fur Coat (4:33)
43. Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt (4:47)
44. Romeo Void - Warm, In Your Coat - Talk Dirty (To Me) (4:50)
45. The B-52's - Hot Pants Explosion (4:55)
46. Dido - Sand In My Shoes (4:59)
47. Lung Overcoat - Sick Room (5:22)
48. Lionrock - Fire Up the Shoesaw (5:35)
49. Leonard Cohen - Famous Blue Raincoat (5:08)
50. Hedwig and The Angry Inch - Wig In A Box (5:17)
51. Propellerheads - Velvet Pants (5:46)
12:00
52. Hauschka - Iron Shoes (6:00)
53. kmfdm - These Boots are made for walking (Candy Remix) (6:22)
54. Cabaret Voltaire - Dead Man's Shoes (6:03)
55. Negitiveland - Growing Up (4:54)
56. Professor Elemental - Fighting Trousers Instrumental (3:04)
57. Raymond Scott - Twilight In Turkey (2:43)
58. Fela - Equalisation of Trouser and Pant (16:41)
59. Amon Tobin - The New York Editor (4:56)
60. Jack Teagarden - A Hundred Years From Today (2:59)
