Saturday, February 15, 2014

Loving Secrets Divulged at Ten!

My ex was convinced that I would like anal sex because I was a Taurus.
What I discovered from the experience is that Sagittarians have very tiny assholes.
Tiny and sensitive.

10:00
1.Bessie Smith - Kitchen Man (2:58)

Happy Valentine's day! Yes, I started an hour late because there was a whole event at the club and various DJs were playing an hour each. Yo-Yo was slated to play after me, but we swapped so he could get out earlier and I'd just close the night.

3.Memphis Minnie - Keep On Eatin' (2:40)
4.Lil Johnson - Sam - The Hot Dog Man (3:02)
5.The Swallows - It Ain't The Meat (2:34)
6.Bernice Edwards - Butcher Shop Blues (3:09)
7.Leadbelly - Pig Meat Papa (3:17)
8.Charlie Pickett - Let Me Squeeze Your Lemon (2:51)
9.Dan Pickett - Lemon Man (2:54)
10.Clara Smith - Ain't Got Nobody To Grind My Coffee (3:07)
11.Victoria Spivey - Good Cabbage (3:05)
12.Irma Thomas - Baby Don't Look Down (2:34) A request.
13.James "Stump" Johnson - Don't Give My Lard Away (2:46)
14.Margaret Carter - I Want Plenty Grease In My Frying Pan (2:44)
15.Wallace, Minnie - Dirty Butter (3:02)
16.Walter Davis - That Stuff You Sell Ain't No Good (3:23)
17.Doyle, Little Buddy - She's Got Good Dry Goods (2:32)
18.Roosevelt Sykes - Bread Pan (2:38)
19.Bobo Thomas - Catfish Blues (2:56)
20.Eddie Davis - Mountain Oysters (2:41)
21.Buddy Moss - You Got To Give Me Some Of It (3:11)
22.Bob Carter - Cigarette Blues (3:19)

And this is when my set was supposed to end, because--you see--there was another DJ slated to play after me after all. She was just having a little difficulty getting her software configured to play. I filled in while we got that set up.

11:00
23.Ralph Willis - Comb Your Kitty Cat (2:43)
24.Lightnin' Hopkins - Let Me Play With Your Poodle (2:34)
25.Gordon, Jimmie - Bed Springs Blues (3:21)
26.Walter Cole - Mama Keep Your Yes Ma'am Clean (2:47) Yeah, I know, I played it last week. It's just so catchy.
27.John Lee Hooker - My Daddy Was A Jockey (3:19)
28.Lonnie Johnson - The Best Jockey In Town (2:57)
29.Mississippi Sheiks - Bed Spring Poker (3:12)

But it didn't work. She tried using the main stream and that failed and then the guest stream and that failed. We did get to hear the set she had planned, yes, but there was a bit-rate mismatch and so it was over in a couple minutes. After thirty minutes, we just gave up. Luckily, I still had music.

30.Tampa Red - She Want To Sell My Monkey (3:21)
31.Cliff Carlisle - Mouse's Ear Blues (3:09)
32.Blind Boy Fuller - I'm A Rattlesnakin' Daddy (3:08)
33.Tony Hollins - Crawlin' King Snake (2:59)
34.Madelyn James - Stinging Snake Blues (3:33)

And I do want to thank everyone who stuck around during that.

12:00
36.Sippie Wallace - I'm A Mighty Tight Woman (2:55)
37.Lee Brown - Carpenter Man Blues (2:38)
38.Johnny Temple - Lead Pencil Blues (3:06)
39.Roosevelt Sykes - My Baby's Playground (2:23)
40.Ethel Waters - Get Up Off Your Knees (2:47)
41.Bill "Jazz" Gillum - Sarah Jane (3:08)
42.Hattie Hart - I Let My Daddy Do That (3:00)
43.Al Miller - I Found Your Keyhole (3:06)
44.Barrelhouse Annie - Love Operation (3:10)
45.Johnson, Edith - Eight Hour Woman (2:49)
46.Champion Jack Dupree - I Think You Need A Shot (3:22)
47.Bull Moose Jackson - I Want A Bowlegged Woman (2:47)
48.Walter Roland - I'm Gonna Shave You Dry (3:29)
49.Lucille Brogan - Shave 'em Dry (2:49)
50.Wynonie "Mr. Blues" Harris - I Want My Fanny Brown (3:07)
51.Cleo Gibson - I've Got Ford Movements In My Hips (3:29)
52.Big Bill Broonzy - How You Want It Done (2:52)
53.Lick The Tins - I can't help falling in love (3:23)

And I'm only playing this one because it was stuck in my head after hitting up the grocery store on Wednesday.

54.Sagat - Luvstuff (5:24)