If the last supper was during Passover
Then why was there bread on the table?
How could they have a trial that week?
At least no good Jew would be able.
I'm not going to say I'm an expert
But I'm starting to question this fable.
9:00
1. Vincent Price - Every Spring, the Easter Bunny (1:15)
Crystal:
Good evening all and a happy Friday to you. This is (unintelligible)
and this is the Web of Weird. How weird? You decide.
Claire: I
got a new computer last weekend and my microphone is dead. Don't worry;
it will be back by Sunday, I'm sure. In the meantime, I'm pulling a
Jasper here.
Lauren: On tonight's show: it's Easter and Passover
in one big happy ball. It will be eclectic. By the way, you guys tell
me which voice you like best.
5. DJ Prince - Jesus Christ Superstar, what time is love? (4:49)
6. Bonnie Graham - He's My Chocolate Baby (2:24)
7. Bernie Knee - Passover Time on the Range (2:01)
8. Animal Collective - Who Could Win a Rabbit (2:18)
9. Harry T. Burleigh - Go Down Moses (2:05)
10. Black Rabbit - Mark My Words (2:19)
11. Tipsy - Chocolate Moon (2:21)
12. The Golden Gate Quartet - Moses Smote The Waters (2:32)
13. Man Man - Rabbit Habits (2:32)
14. SoCalled - Dayenu (2:40)
15. Eddie Izzard - Easter and Christmas (2:48)
16. Nicolai Rimsky-Korsakov - Russian Easter Festival Overture (2:53)
17. Fred Astaire - I'm Putting All My Eggs In One Basket (2:50)
18. Tom Waits - Books of Moses (2:53)
19. Carl Reiner & Mel Brooks - See Moses Run (3:05)
20. America - Bunny Hop (2:55)
21. Bob Marley - Iron Lion Zion (2:56)
22. Moses Rap - A Pesach / Passover Music Video (2:56)
23. Jib Jab - Matzah! (1:22)
24. The Mad Professor - Moses Law (3:00)
25. patton Oswalt talks about Paas (3:09)
26. On my way to Canaan's Land - Carter Family (3:07)
27. Louis Armstrong - Big Butter And Egg Man (3:09)
10:00
Claire:
Well, it looks like everyone's enjoying themselves. That makes me feel
good in an Aristotelian way. Also, computers are stupid and can't
pronounce things correctly.
Crystal: You guys never told me which voice you like best. You guys are a bunch of fickle bitches, you know that?
Lauren: Anyway, we're going to keep playing tunes. Bring your buddies or whomever. Next week, I dunno.
31. i shall not be moved - Mississippi John Hurt (3:29)
32. Oscar Peterson - Easter Parade (3:14)
33. The Real Tuesday Weld - Easter Parade (3:46)
34. Tom Waits - Chocolate Jesus (3:57)
35. King Tubby & Soul Syndicate - Israelite Children Dub (3:10)
36. Ray Barretto - Exodus (3:40)
37. Darondo - "Let My People Go" (3:58)
38. Shorty Rogers - Bunny (3:32)
39. The Smothers Brothers - Chocolate (2:50)
40. Congos, The - Feast Of The Passover (3:36)
41. Keith Mansfield - Soul Thing (3:09)
42. FLCL - Funny Bunny (3:39)
43. The Skatalites Meet King Tubby - Zion I Dub (3:43)
44. Tipsy - Bunny Kick (3:40)
45. Panic At The Disco - Mad As Rabbits (Album Version) (3:47)
46. Rasputina - Oh Bring Back the Egg Unbroken (3:57)
47. Easter Oratorio, BWV 249 - Sinfonia #1 In D - J.S. Bach (3:58)
48. 06 - Well tempered clavier book 2, No. 2 in C minor, BWV 871- Fugue No. 2 in C minor (1:18)
11:00
Crystal Evening all, Lolo here. Top of yet another hour. I have no idea which voice you like best, so I'll use them all.
Lauren: Anyway, we're going to keep playing music. It's not like you have anywhere to be tomorrow. Easter is on 4/20 this year.
Claire: To be fair, I like Claire the best. She sounds like a bitchy old lady. I plan on being super bitchy when I get old.
Rosa: Pero luego está Rosa. Como tejano, siento que es una buena opción también.
53. The Mad Professor - Africa Is Zion (3:45)
54. Russell Davies - Eat That Egg Fast (1:43)
55. Patti Smith - White Rabbit (Album Version) (4:02)
56. Biréli Lagrène - Jack Rabbit (4:16)
57. Bas Sheva - Zorea Ts'dokos (4:22)
58. Liz Phair - Whitechocolatespaceegg (4:38)
59. Andrea Bocelli - Nessun Dorma (3:28)
60. Passover Blues (4:56)
61. Richard Wagner - The Valkyrie - The Ride Of The Valkyries (5:12)
62. Joy Division - Passover [Live at University of London Union, Feb. 8, 1980] (4:57)
63. 20 Things to do with Matzah (1:58)
64. The Orb - Chocolate Fingers (5:14)
65. Michael Riesman - Religion (9:01)
12:00
Rosa: El uso de estas voces es un poco espeluznante. Estoy esperando a que cuando consiguen mejor.
Claire: I'm glad everyone enjoyed themselves. I've tried the best with the handicaps I have. Next week will be better.
68. Ken Nordine - My Baby (2:37)
69. Moses - Ten Commandments - Mel Brooks (1:09)
70. A Silver Mt. Zion - 13 Angels Standing Guard 'round The Side Of Your Bed (7:22)
71. Amon Tobin - Verbal [Topo Gigio Remix] (3:58)
72. Hard N'Phirm - Pi Song (1:11)
73. Röyksopp - Happy Up Here (2:47)
74. St. Vincent - Black Rainbow (4:10)
75. Deborah Conway; Marie Angel; Ute Lemper/Marie Angel/Ute Lemper - The Masque (12:12)
76. Caleb Sampson - Rodney's Birthday (3:49)
77. T.Raumschmiere - Monster Truck Driver (3:24)
78. Matisyahu - Lord Raise Me Up (3:54)
79. Isao Tomita - Isao Tomita: The Great Gate of Kiev from Pictures at an Exhibition (6:22)