Easter is coming and so are you ready?
But Jesus isn't really dead, or is he?
He well may have died, but I guess he'll be back
Like a very well shaved Schrodinger's cat
And before you get angry, offended, whatnot
Remember that Monday is half-off chocolate.
9:00
1. Vincent Price - Every Spring, the Easter Bunny (1:15)
See, that's a tradition. Easter is coming, but Passover isn't for another month, so that changes things a bit. Here we go!
3. DJ Prince - Jesus Christ Superstar, what time is love? (4:49)
4. FLCL - Funny Bunny (3:39)
5. Cowboy Bebop - The Egg and I (2:42)
6. The Real Tuesday Weld - Easter Parade (3:46)
7. Tom Waits - Chocolate Jesus (3:57)
8. Rasputina - Oh Bring Back the Egg Unbroken (3:57)
9. The Residents - Easter Woman (1:03)
10. B26 Takeshi Terauchi & Bunnys_Flight Of The Bumble Bee (3:21)
11. The Illuminoids - Satan Said Walrus Eggs (4:14)
12. Tipsy - Bunny Kick (3:40)
13. Animal Collective - Who Could Win a Rabbit (2:18)
14. Liz Phair - Whitechocolatespaceegg (4:38)
15. Jenny W/ The Watson Twins Lewis - Rabbit Fur Coat (4:33)
16. Every 1's a Winner - Hot Chocolate (with lyrics) (4:07)
17. Black Rabbit - Mark My Words (2:19)
18. Cowboy Bebop - The Egg and You (3:38)
Next up, a comedy routine I play at either Christmas or Easter, as it works for both, now guess who it is.
10:00
20. The Smothers Brothers - Chocolate (2:50)
21. Tipsy - Chocolate Moon (2:21)
22. Bonnie Graham - He's My Chocolate Baby (2:24)
23. Johnny Hodges - Br' Rabbit (4:13)
24. Bright Eyes - Art Garfunkel (10:34)
A
beautiful song and a request, dedicated to all the pet cats in our
lives who have died. The last time I played this was for Knub.
25. Xiu Xiu - Puff and bunny (1:26)
26. Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit (2:32)
27. The Chocolate Watch Band - Baby Blue (Original Single Version) (3:10)
28. Eddie Izzard - Easter and Christmas (2:48)
And if this was the comedy routine you guessed, here IT is.
29. America - Bunny Hop (2:55)
30. Hillside - *Eggs* (2:32)
31. Oscar Peterson - Easter Parade (3:14)
32. Louis Armstrong - Big Butter And Egg Man (3:09)
33. Tom Waits - Eggs And Sausage (In A Cadillac With Susan Michelson) (4:23)
"Have you played Chocolate Jesus yet?" Yes, I had, but here's more Tom. Tom Waits for no man, but might for a woman.
34. Benny Goodman - Egg Head (2:49)
35. Shorty Rogers - Bunny (3:32)
36. Fred Astaire - I'm Putting All My Eggs In One Basket (2:50)
37. Johnny Hodges - Meet Mr. Rabbit (7:16)
38. Frightened Rabbit - The Modern Leper (3:46)
And now it really is the middle of the night, so I can play anything.
11:00
40. Chocolate Weasel - Music For Body Lockers (3:55)
41. End of Evangelion - Komm, süsser Tod (7:41)
42. Aphex Twins - Heroes (5:15)
43. American Public Media - The News from Lake Wobegon, March 22, 2014 (6:18)
"This
is faith. This is true faith. Her cat might be dangerously sick, but
she keeps him out of loyalty." If something made me cry, you can bet
I'll play it.
44. Max Richter - On the Nature of Daylight (6:14)
45. Michael Riesman/Philip Glass Ensemble/Yo Yo Ma - Religion (9:00)
46. The Mystic Knights Of The Oingo Boingo - Witch's Egg (2:23)
47. The Orb - Chocolate Fingers (5:14)
48. Amon Tobin - Chocolate Lovely (6:03)
49. Artificial Intelligence - The Egg (7:31)
More? More.
12:00
51. Hot Chocolate - You Sexy Thing (Vocal-Version) (3:44)
52. It's Garry Shandling's Show - Theme Song (1:23) He will be missed.
53. Max Richter, Daniel Hope - Summer (1,2,3) Vivaldi Recomposed (11:34)
54. Deborah Conway; Marie Angel; Ute Lemper/Marie Angel/Ute Lemper - The Masque (4:47)
55. Klaus Nomi_The Cold Song (live) (4:52)
Easter is proof that Christianity is gentrifying the seasons.
56. The Bad Plus - Adoration of the Earth: Introduction (5:05)
57. The Bad Plus - Adoration of the Earth: The Augurs of Spring (3:29)
58. The Bad Plus - Adoration of the Earth: Ritual of Abduction (1:23)
59. The Bad Plus - Adoration of the Earth: Spring Rounds (4:51)
60. The Bad Plus - Adoration of the Earth: Games of the Two Rival Tribes/Procession of the (3:03)
61. The Bad Plus - Adoration of the Earth: The Sage/Dance of the Earth (1:48)
62. Combustible Edison - Intermission (3:56)
Seriously, like, everyone had to pee but no one wanted to miss anything.
63. The Bad Plus - The Sacrifice: Introduction (3:59)
64. The Bad Plus - The Sacrifice: Mystic Circle of the Young Girls (3:01)
65. The Bad Plus - The Sacrifice: Glorification of the Chosen One (1:43)
66. The Bad Plus - The Sacrifice: Evocation of the Ancestors/Ritual Action of the Ancestors (5:32)
67. The Bad Plus - The Sacrifice: Sacrificial Dance (5:21)